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My neighbors have gone to Mexico to visit their relatives, and asked me to take care of their plants and cat, and get their mail.  They’ve helped me out in the past, and don’t complain when the women I bring home have screaming orgasms, so I don’t mind doing a few favors while they’re away. […]

I looked over my last few blog entries, and while I think my suggestions for places to have sex were good, the list is incomplete. Why? Nothing spectacular. Sure, all the places I suggested are good for spicing up your internet dating sexlife, but what if you have a week to live, and really want […]

A friend of mine recently told me that she prefers masturbating to having actual sex. When I told her that she’d probably have more luck if she used internet dating sites, she still said that masturbation is easier, cheaper, and has no drama attached. I guess in many ways she’s right, but in response to […]

Hey y’alls.  This is part two in my two-part series about adult dating women of different religions.  I covered a lot of the major faiths out there in Part One, so this entry will deal with some lesser known religions. Wtiches / Sorceresses These bitches be crazy.  But that also means she’ll be crazy in […]

Meeting new women through online dating and making the transition to face-to-face contact can be tough. Tougher still if she’s a Jesus freak. Or a Buddha freak. Pick your deity; if she’s into it, you gotta look like you’re into it too. Here are some tips for a few of the bigger faiths out there: […]